RYAN SEACREST’S GUTS CONFIRM NAT’L TREAS 3

Author Profile Picture
Senior Editor
10.23.09 25 Comments

(“WHAT’S THIS CHICK’S NUMBER, I LOVE TOMBOYS”)

As you can see by his super eyehumpy Twitter account — [lengthy digression] honestly, when you’re that fruity looking, is it really the best idea to put a giant pink ribbon in your picture?  And what’s the point of it anyway, someone’s gonna go “oh my gosh, Ryan Seacrest’s wearing pink, I’d better go cure cancer now!”  Ribbons are the most asinine thing ever.  You know who else had ribbons?  The Nazis.  They made the Jews wear them. —– [/digression] Ryan Seacrest just talked to Nic Cage, and even though Cage says no to National Treasure 3, Ryan Seacrest’s gut says yes.  There’s no script, but come on, this stuff practically writes itself.  “A gypsy woman told you there’s viking gold buried in the tomb of the Unknown Soldier?!  Quick, summon the Giant Forehead!”

[Ryan Seacrest’s Twitter, via FilmDrunkard Luchador, who apparently follows Ryan Seacrest on Twitter]

Author Profile Picture
Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

Around The Web