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08.20.07 11 Comments

According to the Sunday Mirror, James McAvoy (Last King of Scotland) has been cast as Scotty in the upcoming Star Trek movie.  This will be the first time Scotty will be played by a Scottish-born actor (McAvoy's a Glaswegian, James Doohan was a Canuck).

I'll be honest, I really couldn't care less about this movie, this early in the project.  I only post this Star Trek stuff because I'm worried that if I don't I'll piss off the nerds.  And pissed off nerds scare me, because with their level of computer skills, who knows?  I don't want anyone shrinking my penis through the internet. I just don't think your mother deserves to wake up any less sore. 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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