The Daily Mail today has a story about how Sean Connery’s former friend’s estate is suing him for allegedly screwing the friend over on a loan deal. The story’s pretty boring, but buried further down in it is the above picture of Sean and his wife, artist Micheline, and this lovely painting. My question: does Sean Connery actually own a painting of himself creepily lurking behind a shirtless dude? I shay, your shkin ish looking rather shmooth today. Do you like my ashcot?