SET HEARTS TO THROB – JAZZ CLAWS!

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02.29.08 40 Comments

IGN has this latest publicity still (click thumbnail below for full size) from X-Men Origins: Wolverine – directed by Gavin Hood, opening May 2009.

The slight-yet-muscular build, the leather jacket-wifebeater combo, the stubble and chest hair, the vaguely sexual sounding name (Hugh Jackman!) – Jesus, he’s like a fruity caricature of a manly man.  He could’ve been the most famous gay porn star the world has ever known.  He’s less a man than a work of art – chiseled out of dicks by Truman Capote. 

Or maybe I’m just reading too much into it.  GRR, LESBIAN PORNO!

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