EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE!
Sorry, that was just my Tourette’s acting up. CLITORIS! BOOGERS! Nonetheless, this story IS an exclusive (and keep in mind, my last two exclusives have since been confirmed by the trades). Variety today reports that the awesome Timothy Olyphant will be replacing the similarly legit Sharlto Copley in I Am Number Four, the Michael Bay-produced, DJ Caruso-directed, aliens-in-high-school movie. This was Variety‘s official (read: not true) reason for the switch:
“Scheduling conflicts with his upcoming press obligations for Fox’s ‘The A-Team.'”
Right, as if Dreamworks wouldn’t have known his press obligations from the beginning. Luckily, the real story is much funnier. The real story, and I promise I’m not making this up, is that Sharlto Copley wanted wear a prosthetic nose and fake ears like Spock and look like an alien in the movie, while director DJ Caruso was adamant that the aliens were supposed to look just like regular humans, hence why they’re able to fit in. This was apparently such a sticking point that neither would budge, and Copley left the project. Haha, I love you, Hollywood egos. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall during that argument.
“But you said I got ta be da alien!”
“Nuh uh! You got ta be da alien last time!”
“I hate you! I’m not guh be your friend no more!”
*grabs juice box, storms out*
*Michael Bay blows up a frog with a fire cracker*