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03.26.08 55 Comments

This is a clip from Superhero Movie, in which a dude does an impressive Tom Cruise impression.  Which is a bit like doing an impressive Jonathan Brandis impression – guess what, no one cares anymore.

And hey, didn’t they already do this like four spoof movies ago?  We get it, Tom Cruise is weird.  Also, why do marketing people seem to think “From the makers of Scary Movie!” is the magic bullet of movie taglines?  The people this movie appeals to aren’t going to remember Scary Movie because they’re ten.  Maybe next time go with, "It’s like eating paste – but better!" 

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