SIMPLE LIFE CANCELLED

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07.30.07 2 Comments

'The Simple Life', the groundbreaking reality show that paired former heiress Paris Hilton and knocked-up jailbird Nicole Richie with even less famous simpletons to create fish-out-of-water hilarity, has been canceled after 53 episodes.  First Tom Snyder and now this.  God is angry, my friends.

Rumor has it that the show's producers ran out of parents and employers who were willing to hire the girls for a day then feign surprise and outrage at their brainless skankery.  News of the cancellation has hit teenage boys from the south and midwest especially hard, as many fear that they now will have to travel to California to get herpes from a celebrity.  

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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