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08.31.07 8 Comments has six clips from Shoot ‘Em Up.  I don’t want to see too much of this online, because when you combine Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci’s tits (NWS) and gunfire, it’s a safe bet I’ll be seeing it in the theatre.  You’d have to put John Travolta in drag on the poster to keep me out of that one.  

Look, I’m not saying I’m sexually attracted to Clive Owen, I just want him to hold me in his arms and make me feel safe until the storm passes.  That don’t make me gay, right?

In conclusion, grrr, football. 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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