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12.11.08 31 Comments

There’s something mesmerizing about this new poster for The Unborn, but I can’t quite put my finger in it. I mean on it.  I mean, I would like to put my penis inside of it.  I mean I could really go for some sodomy right now.  Crap, are you guys getting this?  I should really stop beating around the bush.  …shut up, I was already leaving.

Congratulations, Unborn poster maker guy.  You’ve successfully distracted me from that ridiculous kid in a dracula costume.  (The girl is Odette Yustman, in case you were wondering).  [via Empire]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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