There’s something mesmerizing about this new poster for The Unborn, but I can’t quite put my finger in it. I mean on it. I mean, I would like to put my penis inside of it. I mean I could really go for some sodomy right now. Crap, are you guys getting this? I should really stop beating around the bush. …shut up, I was already leaving.
Congratulations, Unborn poster maker guy. You’ve successfully distracted me from that ridiculous kid in a dracula costume. (The girl is Odette Yustman, in case you were wondering). [via Empire]