Here are the latest pictures of Will Smith and Charlize Theron on the set of
Will Smith movies suck doney dick. Word.
Shit! 'donkey dick' obviously…
I don't know where all these Hollywood writers and people get their ideas from. A working class black guy and a rich white girl?! Wow. I'm blown away… What next? Tim Allen in a story about a good guy, fish out of water struggling to win the love of his kid? Or how about a Ben Stiller movie? They are always great!
All I need to hear is "Charlize Theron" and "hand-cock" and I'm already finished.
White Girl: "But you are a working class black guy and I'm a rich white girl it could never work" Black guy: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiip, kaflunk!!"White Girl: "I do, I do, I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
What's the big deal about Will Smith with Charlize Theron? They're both African-Americans!
you know when he takes her to meet his mom….she wont understand…cuz parents just dont understand.
I don't think this counts as a multi-racial coupling. Will Smith is the biggest Oreo since Frederick Douglas and Charlize is already African. I'll have to discuss this with my Grand Wizard for a final judgement.And that was talking points.
The Mighty Fek'lhr says that girls ain't nuthin' but trouble.
I think Bill O'Solo must have skimmed over my previous comment before posting his own.
The Mighty Fek'lhr has been informed that President Bush doesn't care about black people.
"the movie involves a blue collar looking black dude falling in love with a rich white chick" Somewhere, out there, in the deep South, they's gettin' on they's Sunday bes', and ropin' up that there hangin' tree. -Sheikh al-Gore
Ok, so I talked to the Grand Wizard and he said as long as the movie is presented as a cautionary tale and Smith gets dragged from the back of a Chevy Pickup across 30 miles of gravel road in the finale, then it is acceptable entertainment.He also said Jacktion! has a very small penis. Not sure how he knew.
Probably because I openly admit it during every 12th post.
Oh wait, that was only #11. This is # 12.*ahem*I have a small penis.
I recommend Miracle Gro, prayer and a bike pump. It worked for me. But only use Huffy Bike Pumps, and mention my name when you purchase it for a 10% discount.
Charlize isn't just from Africa, she's from South Africa. I think this movie takes a dark turn in the second half when she starts speaking Afrikaaners and has Will tied up in the basement.
After she's set him on fire she will tell the hard bitten alcoholic cop 'Diplomatic Immunity' and walk of into the sunset…
WTF is he some super hero or somthing in this movie? it looks like he blew a hole in the street and is laying there in it smileing..god i hate will smith…he hasnt been black or relevant since the early 90s..micheal jackson is more black today then will smith the next thing he better do is bring back fresh prince cause the dude who played carlton has to be on the verge of suicide by now
Terrible things.. things not even legal in Laos, are what I would do to her fantastic body.
West Philadelphia, born and raised. In a playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out…Seriously, find me one person between 21 and 35 who doesn't know all the lyrics to that song by heart.
Here's the situation. Parents went away on a week's vacation and, they left the keys to the brand new Porsche…Charlize already has a black chick's name. Makes sense she's gonna go for the white-esque african american guy. TEN *AWESOME* POINTS TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT CAN TELL ME WHERE I GET THIS JOKE FROM:"Will Smith is openly white. He just happens to be black…" (in original joke it was Colin Powell)
george carlin FTW
TERAYON FTW!You are now the proud owner of 10 awesome points. They're pretty useless. Have fun =D
SOMEONE TELL JHC THAT PAULY WILL POST WHERE EVER HE PLEASES!
Nice work Pauly. Diggin’ pretty fuckin’ deep to make your point, huh?
Yeah, I’m following you.What are you gonna do now? Huh? Can I play with you guys? I have an Xbox 360, and my dad has beer in the fridge.
I think these are the same people behind the “Hitch 2” poster.