THIS CASTING DIRECTOR SHOULD BE SHOT

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03.20.09 21 Comments

This is the trailer for Sorority Row, in which sorority girls play a prank by pretending their friend is dead, but then the prankee ends up actually killing her, and yadda yadda yadda, pretty much every horror movie ever.  It stars Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, and Audrina Butterface Patridge.  For those of you keeping score at home, that’s one child of famous people, one former Real-World castmember, and one vacuous moron from a fake reality show about people who stand around blinking.  I just CAN’T UNDERSTAND how our ECONOMY could be FAILING when we live in such a UTOPIAN MERITOCRACY.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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