SPEED RACER TRAILER IS MY ANTI-DRUG

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12.07.07 38 Comments

Check out the trailer for Speed Racer, directed by Andy and Lana Wachowski; starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, John Goodman, and Susan Sarandon.  (Large, Larger, Largest)

You know, normally I wouldn’t recommend G-Rated, CGI-heavy car racing movies that look like one of those giant novelty lollypops come to life, but I’m all for anything that gives children seizures (whether it be a karate chop to the neck or otherwise).   

This is like Disneyland on a bad acid trip.  My eyes hurt.

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