Today we’ve got the first five minutes (watch it after the jump) of the latest Spurlockumentary, Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden. It includes a video game parody in which an animated Osama whacks Spurlock with his turban and Spurlock garrotes him with his Fu Manchu while shouting “Mustache ride!” Seriously.
I’d probably bone this movie, but I’m a little pissed at Spurlock’s parents. When you have a last name like “Spurlock”, the awesome action movie name possibilities are endless. “Rex”, “Remington”, “Brock”, “Turbo”, hell, even "Dave" – all acceptable. “Morgan”, on the other hand, is the most effeminate male name in history. The name “Morgan” is so gay that it’s at least 50% gayer than the name “Gay”.
Unless you’re an older black man, in which case it just makes you more distinguished.