Rumors of Quentin Tarantino’s war epic Inglorious Bastards have been around for at least three or four years now, but the latest word around the campfire is that he plans to finish it by 2009.
[on a French TV at Cannes] Oh, yeah, no. The next movie I’m doing is my WWII movie Inglorious Bastards. I actually just finished the first draft of the script and when I go home I’ll be finishing it up…and if all goes well [pregnant pause] I will be here 2009 at Cannes with my war film INGLORIOUS BASTARDS!!! [applause].”
I’m excited for this movie, but wary. Tarantino’s hard to trust because he seems like he does a lot of cocaine. I tend to take statements from cokeheads with a grain of salt seeing as how I’m not a Persian club promoter.
Wait, was that racist? In retrospect, I’d say it was more nonsensical than anything else. *doffs coonskin cap, nods contentedly*