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01.18.08 47 Comments

Seems like every ten seconds I see the TV spot for Teeth in which they compare it to movies like Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist.   Take a gander (yes, a female goose) at this new clip and see what you think.  Looks more like Cabin Fever or Serial Mom to me.  The Exorcist and Rosemary’s Baby weren’t what you’d call "campy". 

Anyway, in case you haven’t been around (shit happens, I know), Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her vagina, which is either a blessing or a curse, depending on how much of a man-hating lesbo you are.  I wanted teeth on my penis, so I just got some tattooed on the sides like one of them old time fighter planes.  Now when I chase people around with my weiner out I can either shout "RAWR" or "Pew Pew!", because both apply.  I think it was the best solution for everyone. 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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