IESB today has a couple new featurettes (
Chuck Heston craps bigger than you, pal.
burning bush, that takes me back, i dated a rehead for a bit. FIRECROTCH!!!!
I wonder if the athiests are ever going to protest these movies.
I used to have an imaginary friend that I talked to and thought he’d grant me wishes. But then I grew up and stopped going to church…*credit joke: Jimmy Carr*
COmmandment #11Thou shalt not have an acting career if all you do is a Nicholson impression.
[www.boreme.com] posting that is easier than badly repeating his jokes…
I take it Sir Ben Kingsley is going to be the voice of god. Let’s see Moses try and wriggle out of this:God: "Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin’ neck ain’t you. Retired? Fuck off, you’re revolting. Look at your suntan, it’s leather, it’s like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Nebuchadnezzar, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?"
Jack, i thought number 11 was "Thou shalt not press thy manhood into the colon of another man." I swear Jerry Falwell told me it was.
Moses: What would thou have me do, O Lord?God: Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!
^ Props to CB.
Yes, Yes, Yes!
good morning my fellow hombres and gentiles.what’s on the menu for today [bryce’s grandmother excluded]?
What the hell kind of animation is this? I’m assuming the banner pic is from the movie, and it’s disturbingly awful. Look at Moses…he’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’.
yeah, but he’s got the beginnings of a killer Jew-fro
The Mighty Fek’lhr believes there should be a commandment from God that states in clear language that all pedophiles, sodomizers, and masturbators go to hell, NO APPEAL!
Something tells me that Katie Mamlok doesn’t like Mondays.I don’t know what it could be…
Yeah, had a look at the clips and it looks like a computer game. Biblical Sims, or Settlers. Very poor.
I though the Mighty Fek’lhr was God!
or thought. whichever
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ARE MADE…..FROM PEOPLE!Ã‚Â
^excerpt from "The Soylent Commandments"
Fek’lhr is not a god, b/c the Klingons killed all their gods. Fek’lhr is a mytho-historic figure. ummm. . . i mean. . . GRR. . . XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS!!!!
I liked it best when Xena and Gabriel got their Lez on…
damn, i would suck the piss out of fek’lhr’s klingon dick, if my work computer had "oregon trail" on it.f.y.i. when you reach the rivers: caulk and float that shit! live dangerously! fuck the oxen!!!
hmmm, leather-clad lesbians… got to go.
bryce is just stating what women say whenever he tries to talk to them.
bryce – I like you man, but you make it too easy!
11th Commandment? Thout shall not gleam thy cube unless ye pump up thy volume.
12th commandment – thou shalt not roll up thy KUFFS more than three turns. wha? he sauce started it
Wow, I just made a Gleaming the Cube reference yesterday! I have summoned this! I am all-powerful!
damn malfunctioning backspace key. sauce started it, not he sauce
Jacktion! you cut me deeply, Sir.
He-Sauce? By the power of CONDIMENTS! I HAVE THE MUSTARD!
YESSSS. that’s what I want. A shitty movie with the CGI of a Playstation 2 game about a fictional story about a fictional god.
It’s all gravy.No idea what that means but i like it.
Thou shall not allow thine babies to grow up to be cowboys.
Thou shall not claim to have smelt it, lest thou be said to have dealt it.
Thou shall not sleep until though hath arrived in Brooklyn.
Thou shall press five if thou wishes to leave a callback number.
Stone – I have a oproblem with "Thou shall not claim to have smelt it, lest thou be said to have dealt it."I find that "He who hath denied it, most verily hath supplied it" to be far more accurate.
Thou shalt dial the number yourself and not be connected by the operator as it doth cost more.
Thou shalt not lend thine friend thine credit card in a strip club.
Thou shalt not call thine ex-girlfriend after 6 drinks.
Thoust shall kneel before Zod.
Good call, Jack.
I’ve got one – Thou shall not kill.
That was a good one Glen! Ha Ha! (sarcastic) You’re on your game today!::walks away shaking head::
Thou shalt not be a wanker!
Thou should be paid more for doing less work