As Channing Tatum has built himself into the hardest working man in show business, the one film that has had people talking around the grape drank cooler is Ten Year, the story of a group of friends who get together for their high school reunion and reflect on life. The buzz hasn’t been about what an awesomely unique idea it is, but more that it’s Tatum’s first time producing a feature film, and it could be his final step toward A-list status.
Obviously, we already consider Tatum an A-lister, because we have such a close relationship with him. But for the haters, as he calls them, this is indeed a wake-up call. Ten Year stars Tatum, his real life wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Chris Pratt (from Vince’s favorite show “Parks and Rec”), Ron Livingston, Lucy Hale (*SWOONS*), and Rosario Dawson, and it focuses on Tatum’s character, Jake, dealing with seeing his high school love (Dawson) and her husband at their high school reunion.
In the first clip released from Ten Year, we see Tatum taking some heat from his friends about his car, when he is suddenly taken aback by Dawson and her husband. You can check it out for yourself after the jump, as well as some additional commentary provided by my friend C-Tates, who is always glad to give us an exclusive interview.
Yo boo, like it feel like I ain’t talked to no Film Drank in 4eva (4eva eva?) in ages. You could almost say its been like 10 years HAHA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH SUCKA BITCHES BOO YA C-TATES UP IN YO SH*T LIKE A MOTHA F*CKA! Yo, you watch my clip son? Not dat movie clip, my Tech 9 clip RATTA TAT TAT! Just playin’, peace and love. So check it girl, like C-Tates is all successful an shit wit a white boy name like Jake, right? And he be like, yo punk ass playbois, I’m gonna go to my reunion n sh*t an be like, “Yo girl, I’m a billionaire rapper like Master P, make em say UNNNNNN NA NA NA NA, an I was da first rapper to perform on da moon n sh*t.” Dut da director was all like, “Yo dat sh*t ain’t real, son, an you C-Tates, da realest player in the game, come correct, beeyotch.” So I was like dat’s right, knowmsayin? I tolds my boo, Jenna D-Tates, Yo girl, I’mma get me some fine Puerto Rican p*ssy for dis sh*t and she was all like, Holler at ur girl, son. I love my baby mama. Respek 4 yo momma.