So the first Terminator Salvation reviews are out and… it ain’t lookin’ good. Boy, who would’ve thought letting the one-named guy behind Charlie’s Angels direct a fourth Terminator was a bad idea, huh?
[picture courtesy of ScreenJunkies]
Bro, he only uses the name McG because that was the nickname his parents gave him as a baby. He has absolutely no choice in using it. He can’t stop people from calling him something that people called him almost 40 years ago. Nope. Can’t be stopped.
Terminator may suck, but does he swallow?
I had a feeling McG had similarities to a character who is attached to a guy’s abdomen.
A terminator that sucks? Mega Maid!
McG will bounce back from this. I hear they’re in talks of remaking Simon and Simon.
*finger guns temple*
Fuck this. McG should be directing ‘Revolution X’ with Aerosmith.
The Studio: MCG? More like GTFO!
I heard McG interviewed on a small local radio station this morning, it took me a few minutes to realize it was really him and not one of their wacky sidekicks impersonating him. He said (no podcast yet, so I’m paraphrasing) “I’m so confident everyone will love this film, I’m tempted to give out my cell phone number on the air so people who don’t like it can call me for a refund.”
Personally, I think he knows he sucks and he’s just kissing Verizon’s corporate ass in case he gets bumped back to directing commercials.
The worst review given to this movie is by some guy named Kyle. He says it will cause the apocalypse. Little bit sensational, don’t ya think?
FistfulOAwesome says: He says it will cause the apocalypse. Little bit sensational, don’t ya think?
Maybe that’s McG’s goal with this film….to make the actual robot apocalypse begin. Dear god run.
LatinoReview: Needs more robot fucking.
One reviewer* said “I’ve seen a better robot done by Jamal the Breakdancin’ Bum.”
Bill Goodykoonts (heh cunts) said: Director McG proves perfectly adept at blowing things up in interesting ways. Bay is on the way.
Jesus, even the positive reviews are bad. The basic tone of the negative reviews is “It sucked.” The basic tone of the positive reviews is “It sucked, but I liked it.”
I blame the lighting guy.
“It sucked, but I liked it.”
That’s what I said about your Mother’s blow-jobs.
She said your crying was really distracting.
DO THESE CRITICS KNOW ABOUT TWITTER?!?
I still have to see it. I can’t not. (sigh) It can’t be any worse than Angels and Demons. Seriously.
Christ, even Harry Knowels hated this movie. It must be bad. Or, they didn’t let him visit the set….
Further proof that Michael Bay is the Robot King.
I’m thinking Knowles is asshurt they didn’t let him interview Bale. Or because he’s trying to be “cool” and hate on McG to save his ass over his two facery on the Wolverine leak or perhaps the abundant love of Fanboys because he was in it.
This would be greatly improved with Kenny Powers as the lead…. *wistful sigh*
Hey dickfaces, there’s a new up.
McG looked cute when he was a baby.
Just think, McG had already planned on two more Terminator movies to create a new franchise with them.
I hate to waste my time and money thats what this movie did for me!!!! Save your money see some other flick. If they come out with number 5 i’ll make sure i miss it cuz tihs one SUCKS!!!!!!
You know it is bad when Terminator’s Most Hated aka Lanie Grace (www.fmqinc.com) and io9.com agree. Christian Bale was horrible in this.