Please watch this. Though there’ve already been plenty of Avatar makeup tutorials on the internet (including this one. …no comment.), this one
by comedian Joe Mande* is the only one that promises to take you from boring loser to Pocahontas Cat Monkey in 10 seconds or less. James Cameron, hire this man, as soon as you finish burning piles of money to keep your Lamborghini warm.
I think it was one of the commenters who first pointed this out, but given that we now know the Na’avi use their “queues” for sex, they seem to spend a lot of the movie trying to have rough sex with pretty much everything — horses, trees, lizards, pterodactyls, fish — they’re like Tiger Woodses from space. Get it? Tiger Woods? Haha, good one, Jay.