10.30.08 9 years ago 29 Comments

Shouldn’ta pissed off the Asians, Clint. You know they roll deep.

After the jump I’ve got the new trailer for The Warlords (Tau Ming Chong), starring Jet Li (though something tells me that’s not his real name).

…A heroic tale of three blood brothers and their struggle in the midst of war and political upheaval. It is based on “The Assassination of Ma,” a Qing Dynasty (1644-1911) story about the killing of general Ma Xinyi.

Yeah, so it kinda looks like Braveheart with Kung Fu, which… sounds pretty bitchin’.  Also, and this is neither here nor there, I really think all Chinese phrases should have an exclamation point at the end.  Tau Ming Chong!  Ma Xinyi!  You break you buy! It’s just a language that lends itself really well to shouting.

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