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10.29.09 52 Comments

A reader over at CHUD snapped this spy pic from the set of the Red Dawn remake in downtown Detroit.  Which is impressive, as I would’ve assumed one would have to attempt to dress and act like a homeless person in downtown Detroit in order to blend in, and that doing something like pull out a camera is like begging to be robbed and murdered.  Anyway, the picture apparently shows the new American flag after a surprise invasion by the Chinese.  It gives me hope that this movie will be xenophobic as all hell and let us relive the glory days of cold war action movies.  Remember when Rambo went back in time and won the Vietnam war?  That was awesome.  Maybe this bit of revisionist history will stop the Chinese from being so uppity.

[full pic at CHUD]

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