The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating (Morning Links)

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MORNING LINKS
Matthew McConaughey was shirtless at Whole Foods |Film Drunk|

Frotcast 142: Matt Ufford, and Your Favorite Directors’ Worst Movies |Frotcast|

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How Justin Timberlake Went From Boy Band Laughing Stock To Pop Culture Icon |UPROXX|

Broadway Theatergoers Can’t Stop Taking Pictures Of Naked Emilia Clarke |Warming Glow|

The Best Of Jose Bautista’s Reddit AMA |With Leather|

PETA Condemns ‘Assassin’s Creed IV’ Whaling. Ubisoft Responds With Pretty Sweet Zinger
|Gamma Squad|

On D’Angelo, Questlove And An Album 13 Years In The Making |Smoking Section|

This Week in F–k You: Rich Kid Concierge Services |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

I want thaaaaat |theChive|

11 Fun Facts About SXSW |Mental Floss|

Shia LaBeouf Still Leaking Emails From Alec Baldwin |The Superficial|

Inside ILM: Behind the Creation of Digital New York City for The Avengers |Grantland|

The 8 Most Memorable Premieres in SXSW History |Film.com|

Jon Stewart’s Movie And TV Roles: A Look Back |HuffPost Comedy|

This Is Just Some Very Good Homophobic Slam Poetry |Videogum|

What If Batman’s Parents Died Another Way? |College Humor|

The 15 Best Death Scenes in Movies |NextMovie|

30 Rock’s Five Top Musical Moments, Picked By the Show’s Composer, Jeff Richmond |Vulture|

Chris Brown Lost His Shit On A Valet Over $10 |IDLYITW|

NBA Jam: North Korea Edition |Clip Nation|

Obama Confuses ‘Star Trek’ And ‘Star Wars’ |Screen Junkies|

The Ugliest Sneakers To Touch A Basketball Court |Giant Life|

7 Sh*tty Movie Parents Of The 80s and 90s That Will Make You Feel Better By Comparison |Pajiba|

Bro Tries to Score Chicks Using the Most Vulgar Pick Up Lines Possible |Brobible|

The Science Of Aging Explained |High Definite|

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