(Fellas, fellas, let’s not argue. The important thing is Owen Wilson’s gay hair.)
Every once in a while I like to check in with America’s most respected actors, Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro. First, DeNiro, who recently showed up in this publicity still for Little Fockers. Yep, they’re still making that. I mean the guy’s name almost sounds like cuss word, how could you not make two sequels? This one reportedly deals with Gay and Pam’s kids, Henry and Ashley. Which is weird. I would’ve given them funny names, like “Poop” or “Butt.”
Elsewhere, Al Pacino is taking over Robert DeNiro’s role in Son of No One, opposite Channing Tatum in a film from Dito Montiel, director of Fighting.
The script centers on a young cop (Tatum) who is assigned to a precinct in the working class neighborhood where he grew up, with an old secret surfacing and threatening to destroy his life and family.
Tatum’s secret? He never learned to speak or read. Damn, B, you look just like a dude on mah Scarface jacket *unintelligible mumbling*