BODIES, MEET FLOOR

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06.05.09 20 Comments

After the jump I’ve got the trailer for The Final Destination, starring some chick’s ass.  This is actually the fourth Final Destination movie, but instead of using a number they just added “the” to the title.  Sort of the opposite approach to Fast and Furious.  What, was 4inal Destination not classy enough?  This is a movie about a girl drowning at a car wash we’re talking here.  Directed by the guy who did Snakes on a Plane.  You could call it Titteez n’ Deth 7 and your target audience wouldn’t bat a flipper.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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