In case you were looking for a way to make lacrosse gayer (and, frankly, I didn't think it was possible), take a hint from this clip from Solarbabies.
Man this movie was skin pealingly bad.
HOLY HITLER, I remember this movie! The future IS SO GAY! So gay that your *life partner* makes the Jetsons car sound while seductively moving towards you
oh man i remember this movie, i had forgotten all about it hahahaha what up with that black guy in the end making beatbox sounds?
Well fuck me runnin' if that didn't just make Clay Aikin look like Charleton Heston.