THE HAPPENING IS UNFORTUNATELY HAPPENING

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05.02.08 31 Comments

After the jump, I’ve got the first TV spot for Manny ShyamalamalamaI’manarrogantdouche’s new movie The Happening, which premiered during Lost last night.  Suprise! It’s unapologetically self-congratulatory.

"First, you SENSE it.  Then, there are SIGNS."

Then the ending comes and you think, "Really?  So that’s all that was?  Lame."  Fitting that it premiered during Lost.  I have a feeling that show’s going to end with me screaming at the TV, "THAT’S your explanation?!  Then what the hell was up with the black smoke monster??  DAMN YOU, ABRAMS!"

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