After the jump, I’ve got the first TV spot for Manny ShyamalamalamaI’manarrogantdouche’s new movie The Happening, which premiered during Lost last night. Suprise! It’s unapologetically self-congratulatory.
"First, you SENSE it. Then, there are SIGNS."
Then the ending comes and you think, "Really? So that’s all that was? Lame." Fitting that it premiered during Lost. I have a feeling that show’s going to end with me screaming at the TV, "THAT’S your explanation?! Then what the hell was up with the black smoke monster?? DAMN YOU, ABRAMS!"