THE JESSICA SIMPSON NAKED MOVIE PROJECT

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12.11.07 161 Comments

According to WWTDD:

Jessica Simpson’s last two movies have been complete and utter failures by any reasonable definition [Ed. Note: Make that three to include the above clip. Check that, make it five or six], but she does want to continue acting, and that can only mean one thing.  Full frontal nudity.  Nice.

"A source said: "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.  The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.""

What they forgot to mention was that the project is actually being directed by Jessica Simpson’s dad, Joe Simpson.  But if I had my way it’d be directed by O.J. Simpson.

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