After the jump, you can watch the new trailer for Bridesmaids, aka The Hangover for Chicks, aka The Labia Hangover — the Judd Apatow-produced, Paul Feig directed, Kristen Wiig co-written wedding flick opening May 11th. I’ve been hearing nothing but good things about this one, and the new trailer (previous versions here and here) give us a nice juicy taste of Kristen Wiig in a bra and Jon Hamm shirtless. I don’t know which of those is sexier, and that’s not an insult to either party. I’d consider both chests a fine place to deposit my seed. What? Don’t look at me like that, you know you were thinking it too.
Hey, whose decision was it to make the Queen Latifah-esque bull dyke straight, anyway? Hmm, so she wears a newsie hats, dresses in men’s clothes, wants to start a fight club, burps and farts, sits with her legs spread like a man, and the trailer ends with her picking up on dudes? That’s some three-of-these-Klansmen-are-gonna-have-to-be-black level decision making right there.