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08.23.07 8 Comments

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Last week I posted the first nine minutes of this flick, and now we've got the trailer.  Isn't that backwards, you might ask?  Yeah, well, so's your face.

John August, the acclaimed screenwriter of GO, BIG FISH, CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY and THE CORPSE BRIDE, makes his directorial debut with THE NINES, an intricately constructed intriguing blur of reality, virtual reality and metaphysical fantasy. The film unfolds in three parts, featuring the same actors in different (and in some ways overlapping) incarnations.

Starring Ryan Reynolds, who needs to hit the gym if he ever wants to look like me, The Nines is about some guy WHO MIGHT NOT BE WHO HE THINKS HE IS.  Holy crap, I've never seen anything like it! Mr. August, you get three O-faces for originality! :-0 :-0 :-0

I liked it better when it was called The Sixty-Nines and starred those two really old naked chicks.  I think it was supposed to be double entendre.  

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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