From the director of the flipper-handed remake of Prom Night comes another remake, of The Stepfather. It stars not Steve Gutenberg and Penn “I swear my parents gave me this gay-ass name” Badgley in film about oh Christ if you can’t already predict the entire plot the only thing you should be doing on the internet is buying a drool catcher. Was this plot really that complicated that it had to be a remake? “What if your stepdad… was evil?” THAT’S THE ENTIRE MOVIE. My only hope is that this is all a ruse to sell popcorn that makes you sterile.
‘THE STEPFATHER’ LOOKS AS FUN AS ASS CANCER
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Zach Johnston 12.14.17 3 days ago