THE VAN DAMME VERSION WAS BETTER

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01.07.09 11 Comments

I’ve been saying all along that the new Street Fighter (The Legend of Chun-Li) movie was a stupid idea, but now that I’ve seen the trailer I realize I was wrong.  It has opera music in the background, characters doing their moves from the game –- what more could you want?  I hope that in a climactic scene Guile does a sonic boom only to realize it’s traveling far too slow, “Oh God, why didn’t I press the roundhouse button?!” he’ll shout.  In related news, Vega is Wolverine’s gay cousin.

If I was a Street Fighter character, my special move would be the dismissive wank motion.

[via IGN]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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