I’ve been saying all along that the new Street Fighter (The Legend of Chun-Li) movie was a stupid idea, but now that I’ve seen the trailer I realize I was wrong. It has opera music in the background, characters doing their moves from the game –- what more could you want? I hope that in a climactic scene Guile does a sonic boom only to realize it’s traveling far too slow, “Oh God, why didn’t I press the roundhouse button?!” he’ll shout. In related news, Vega is Wolverine’s gay cousin.
If I was a Street Fighter character, my special move would be the dismissive wank motion.