Good news for greasy douchebags everywhere, the movie version of Dragonball Z has cast its hero and villain: Justin Chatwin (War of the Worlds) and James Marster (Buffy the Vampire Slayer).
Chatwin will star as Goku, a powerful warrior who protects the Earth from an endless stream of rogues bent on dominating the universe and controlling the mystical objects from which the film takes its name. James Marsters is onboard as the film’s villain Piccolo. [Variety]
Stephen Chow of Kung Fu Hustle is producing with Final Destination director James Wong on to direct.
This is all music to Dragonball Z fans’ ears, who can’t hear it because they’re too busy listening to techno in their cars. Seriously, I’d trust a Persian hobo in a fur coat before I trust a guy who listens to techno in his car. Less than a white guy with dreadlocks, even. Know who else I bet’s excited for this movie? This dude. I get the feeling his jizz comes out grey and smells like dead people. Dead people and Axe body spray.