This Week In Posters: Is ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ Teasing A Money Shot?

11.07.17 2 weeks ago 60 Comments

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This week in This Week In Posters we begin with… DAMMIT WHAT IS THAT FONT! It’s the same one from the Thoroughbreds poster. Initially I thought it came from Gone Girl, but it’s not that. Then I thought, Girl On The Train? Girl With The Dragon Tatoo? It looks like the font from a movie with “girl” in the title, doesn’t it? Ugh, it’s killing me. It’s the edge-of-your-seat thriller font.

Anyway, someone get this girl some Gore Tex, she’s going to be soaked.

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THERE IT IS AGAIN! Was it Fifty Shades that started this font trend? It’s a good font, because you can tease an ejaculation scene and it still seems upscale. This movie looks like it’s going to be the Zales diamond commercial of jizz shots.

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Cock blockers, eh? Real subtle. Maybe they should’ve used that Fifty Shades jizz font.

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Christ, look at all those CalArts faces. I liked Coco better when I thought the goofy doggy was the main character.

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