Three-Boobed Hooker? Total Recall Has It

As Comic Con is nothing more than a distant memory of plain girls becoming exponentially hotter for dressing like comic book characters, there are always some straggler interviews around the interwebs that offer some hidden gems. While it’s not nearly as legit and proper as Vinnie hollering at your boy, C-Tates, Frosty from Collider spent a solid 22 minutes chatting with Len Wiseman, who is the director of the upcoming Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell, but more importantly he’s the dude that makes babies with Kate Beckinsale.

Around the 5:37 mark he gets into the Total Recall stuff, after he discusses his hot wife in Underworld, and he hints at what we’ve all been wondering – Are we gonna see some tri-boobs?

Frosty: “Are there any Easter eggs for the original movie as a nod?”
Len Wiseman: “For sure. And what I did was, after I read the script, I wrote a list out of the things I remembered from Total Recall when I was 15, before I went and watched Total Recall again to see what actually stuck with me.”

Of course he means the three-breasted hooker, because any guy that doesn’t list that as the one thing he remembers from the original classic – that’s right, I’m calling Total Recall a classic – isn’t really a man. But there’s a problem with this great news – Wiseman’s Recall is PG-13. What the hell kind of tri-boob are we going to see in a PG-13 joint?

Don’t worry your precious hearts. Later in the interview, around the 19-minute mark, Wiseman recognizes that there are “different versions of the three-breasted woman” in regard to the eventual director’s cut DVD and Blu-Ray. Thank goodness. I just don’t want to live in an alternate future without bare-breasted mutants.

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