Whoa, what happened? I just zoned out for like an hour. Anyway, I guess there’s a new Three Stooges trailer? And there are like… dudes in it? Seriously, bro, I don’t know. That’s just what I heard.
So yeah, here’s the Farrelly Brothers’ passion project, starring Will Sasso, Sean Hayes, and Chris Diamontopoulos. What do you think? With the exception of Snooki, which could not possibly have been more lame, I didn’t think the first one was that bad. This one on the other hand…
They traded jiggly Kate Upton as a bikini nun for heaving Sofia Vergara, which is fine, but the stooges aren’t doing the eye poke right! They’re pressing each other’s eyes down, like they’re trying to prepare a corpse, instead of stabbing them in, like you do when you’re trying to blind someone. I can’t get past that. Also, does anyone else think it’s really weird that one of the stooges moonlights as a spokesman for Charles Schwab? I’ll say this, the dude’s got range.