Since we’re in a punny mood, here’s “Tron Jeremy.” Here’s a double pun: Tron Jeremy stars in… Little Fockers. Anyway, you’ll never believe this, but they make reference to his large penis. |
Tron Legacy opens today. Here’s my review. I cleaned it up a lot since I wrote it on no sleep yesterday, and I’ve added more Tron dog. Still wish I’d seen True Grit instead.
“Winona Ryder’s comments make things hairier for Mel Gibson’s Beaver.” Hee hee! That’s the actual headline. Damn you, why couldn’t you have said “Jodie Foster’s ‘Beaver’?” We know what you were going for, there’s no need to beat around the beaver. I mean muff. I mean bush. I mean vagina. |LATimes|
Spike Jonze and Charlie Kaufman looking to reteam for the first time since Adaptation. Jonze is coming off Where the Wild Things Are, Kaufman off his directing debut, Synechdoche, New York. All I know is, if these guys can make a good movie with TWO NIC CAGES in the lead role, I’ll line up for whatever they do. |LATimes|
Clooney replacing Downey in Cuaron’s planned sci-fi epic, Gravity. Can we just make this movie already? It sounds cool, but I’m sick of hearing about it already. Pretty sure Yogi Bear went from script to finished product in like three weeks. On second thought, take your time. |Deadline|
A Very Muppet Proposal. (After the jump), a guy proposes using muppets.
What happens in the video? I heard 10 seconds of that song, blacked out, and when I came to I was blowing a guy.