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09.21.09 15 Comments

(Believe it or not, all you have to type is “how to b” before “how to become a vampire” pops up.  Serious cat.)

“Twilight has doomed us all” was the caption to this screencap over at The Daily What.  It’s not wrong, but let’s be honest, this represents at least 10 reasons why we’re doomed before Twilight even enters the picture.  For instance, the number two goal behind vampire is model.  And apparently, being a pharmacist is far more popular than being a doctor.  I don’t even know what a pharmacist does other than make you wait 20 minutes for stuff.  Additionally, it seems a lot of people are really curious about becoming anorexic.  Relax, fatty, there’s no entrance exam.

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