So here’s that new clip from Twilight: New Moon that went up on iTunes today. In this one, Bella Swan (no seriously, that’s the character’s actual name) has a falling out with her chaste, sparkling white vampire boyfriend and has to go live in the woods with the ethnic temptation wolves. You know how the minorities are, all passionate and hot blooded and spicy, listening to their loud music on the corners and all turning into giant wolves when they get angry. To be honest, I’m actually thinking of seeing this movie now, it looks kind of awesome. It has wolves the size of buffalo. The only thing that could make it better? You guessed it, bearsharktopus.