Look, I promised you Gandalf on a unicycle playing the bagpipes, and here it is, Gandalf, playing the bagpipes and riding a unicycle. Don’t ever change, Portland, don’t ever change.
[unipiper via DAPS]
Vince, you fucking ignorant cum-dumpster hack! You can’t open the fucking doors to Moria if you DON’T play that song on a unicycle. DWARVES ARE VERY SPECIFIC WITH INSTRUCTIONS!
Guh, I just had a vision of a Portland audience collectively squeeing at Beasts of the Southern Wild. Then I blacked out and woke up as a registered Republican and a life member of the NRA.
The climax of that video is the pink teletubby chasing after him
“Gandalf” there is so committed to the craft, he named his unicycle “Shadowfax” and bought it a pet license. That’s dedication.
I thought I saw a hobbit wandering about town the other day, but it turned out to be a midget wearing big puffy brown skateboard shoes with fat laces. I didn’t know midgets were allowed to wear shoes, but they were pretty easy to mistake for hobbit feet at first glance.
I’ll see your Portland and raise you a Vancouver.
The difference is that Evil Goat bagpiper probably owns a 1bedroom condo in Kits that cost a million dollars.
This is the wrong video! Be responsible and link to the original! [youtu.be]
My bad, I thought that was the original. Switched.
the first thing i think of when i hear bagpipes: who died?
Knew I had seen this sort of whimsy before; this squidkidd has a history: [www.youtube.com]