Robert Duvall has been cast alongside Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon in Four Christmases. A movie in which “a couple struggle[s] to visit all four of their divorced parents on Christmas Day.”
That’s right, Vince Vaughn is doing another Christmas movie. Hey, I like Vince Vaughn. He’s got that Bill Murray quality going for him where he can even look good in a crappy movie, like Made or The Break Up. But dude, Christmas movies? Has there ever been a good Christmas movie? Nothing can make elf ninjas work. Especially not campy elf slapstick (okay, hyperealistic elf gore might work). Doing Christmas movies is like starring opposite a monkey, or someone from Blue Collar Comedy.
Ask yourself this, Vaughn: do you want to become Tim Allen? Even my neighbor Phil the dyslexic burn victim* would kill himself if he woke up as Tim Allen.
*Who has a terrible sense of humor, btw. Seriously man, get over yourself.