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The Morning Links
James Franco Posted a Picture of Jizz-Covered Batman on Instagram |FilmDrunk|
You Need to See This Man’s eBay Ad for His “Wickid Sick Ford Fiesta” |UPROXX|
Supercut: Awkward Meal Time |UPROXX Video|
‘The Sound of Music’ is Terrible. Here’s Why. |Warming Glow|
State Attorney: FSU QB Jameis Winston Will Not Be Charged with Sexual Assault |With Leather|
A Valve Employee Has Created a Controller You Use with Your Ass |Gamma Squad|
Fantasy Playoffs and Depression: The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
New 2015 Ford Mustange Gets an Impressive Facelift |Smoking Section|
Library of Congress reports that over 75% of silent films are lost forever |death&taxes|
Visit ‘Game of Thrones’ I Mean Ireland! |Videogum|
Television in 2003 Vs. 2013 |BuzzFeed|
A Conversation with Myself Over the Nonexistent Jennifer Lawrence Backlash |Pajiba|
Benedict Cumberbatch Read the Lyrics to R. Kelly’s ‘Genius” (Cleanup, Aisle Your Pants) |The Superficial|
Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Not Banging Liam Neeson’s Son |IDLYITW| GIT IT ANYWAY, GURL
Bro Intentionally Gave the Clap to a Girl Who Wronged His Friend, Plus Who’s Up for Salad Tossin’? |BroBible|
10 Memorable Billy Joel Quotes to Get You Through the Day |Guyism|
10 People You Should Know Who Are Making the World a Better Place |The Chive|
Movies That Should Be Remade |Ranker|