Forgive the slow start this morning but I reside in a place too benighted for Wifi or movies not directed by Brett Ratner. Anyway, here’s the full video of Presto, the latest too clever and cute by half short that appears before a Pixar feature. Of course, it’s better than every other animated movie this year, save the one it precedes. Or Kung Fu Panda, but the concept is no less simple. Cartoons are easy. Panda must use kung fu. Rabbit must have carrot. Parrot must say ethnic slur in inopportune time. Ape must apologize and swear he didn’t know how he learned that. Pig police get called and stick ape in cage. FUCK YOU, PARROT!