WB FIRES BACK AT BATMAN, TURKEY

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11.20.08 22 Comments

The other day I brought you the ridiculous-but-true news that the town of Batman, Turkey was suing Dark Knight director Chris Nolan for infringing on their… uh, I dunno, their batshit craziness, I guess.  Today, the fake head of WB (you may remember his previous response to Harry Potter fans) has issued a fake response, wondering, among other things, why they’re just getting around to suing now.

How convenient.  It just happens to be in the same year when our movie made more than your entire country did in the last f-cking decade.  Now, don’t get me wrong, we think your name is f-cking hilarious.  I mean ‘Batman, Turkey’?  Why don’t you sue turkeys while you’re at it?  Why don’t you sue the Ottomans in one of the living rooms of my several houses, you poor pieces of Turkish shit?  Why don’t you stick to what you’re good at?  Like being a nation of goddamned gypsies.

Huh, I always thought it was Romania that was the nation of gypsies.  Either way, both of those places are probably pretty crappy.  Ha, foreigners.  What are they thinkin.

[Thanks to Rob for sending this over]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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