While FilmDrunk is still in its infancy – we're like a toddler with retard strength, really – I'd like to take a bit of time every Monday to give some recognition to the readers that made it worth my while to check the comments section every five minutes or so. Some of you made particularly ass toot observations, while others just made me look bad by thinking of something better than I had. In any case, here are some of the comments that made me chuckle:
From WEEK ONE SHOUT OUTS
The Maj says:
So which one of this week's winners is the photo of?
It's not Ufford?
From OWEN WILSON PULLS OUT
Hugh G. Rection says
I'm not sure this counts as a real suicide attempt. The more I read about it the more it sounds like the kind of shit 16 year old girls pull. When I think of all the poor United States senators who are forced to troll airport bathrooms for homosexual sex, a suicide attempt by someone who can pussy delivered to his door, ready to use, as it were, fills me with indignation.
From the same post:
Surprise surprise, a movie by Ben Stiller included a role for Owen Wilson. I would rip on it further, if it wasn't for the fact that Robert Downey Jr was also involved. Robert Downey Jr is like Robert Downey, but all over again.
From JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA RUMORS:
whos jake gyllenhaal going to play? robin?
"Robin! To the bat cave! Ohhhh don't stop!"
From SUPER SEXY COREY HAIM UPDATE:
Captain Awesome says
I'm pretty sure Kimbo pisses molten lead and shits giant wood screws. He also spoons better than a 15 year-old with Hello Kitty underwear and crippling daddy issues. [Editor's confession: Captain Awesome was the guy sitting beside me in 11th grade History class when Mrs. Peterson's button came loose and her huge tit was hanging out while she was trying to reprimand us for throwing spitwads.]
From IRON MAN HATES AMERICA:
R.P. McMurphy says
Fuck Terrence Howard. I wish you would have posted something about Rob Zombie's Halloween opening this weekend. C'mon Martini, get with it. You're doing a terrific job and all that, but you have alot to learn my friend. Like how not to pull your pecker out in a crowded theater when Sheri moon is shaking her ass on screen. I just learned that shit 2 hours ago. I also learned that baton beatings sting a bit. Shit gave me a semi. [What can I say, I'm a sucker for people who use the word "pecker"]
Everyone else. Thanks for reading, all. And remember, the first rule of FilmDrunk is that you must tell everyone you know about FilmDrunk. Seriously though, daddy needs to pay his bar tab.