(Is this picture related? Not really, but I love it.)
Opening this week:
The reviews for the Robert Rodriguez-produced, Nimrod Antal-directed Predator sequel pluralization have been middling so far, but does it really matter? If I don’t see it, Danny Trejo says he’ll stab my family. And I believed him, he grabbed his crotch right afterwards.
The Kids Are All Right
Annette Bening. Julianne Moore. Lesbos. Everyone I know seems to be groaning at the “quirky family” ness of this one, but I don’t know. I thought the trailer looked funny. Besides, it’s got Mark Ruffalo in it, and he’s like a boxer puppy with a bandanna around its neck. Just wanna feed that f*cker a milk bone and scratch his chin (no homo).
Playing in NY, LA, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston, Austin, Dallas, Atlanta, Seattle, San Diego, Miami, and Ocala, FL. I think I’d rather have my genitals ridiculed by a clique of popular cheerleaders than be in a room full of people singing along to motherf*cking Grease. Put them together and make the setting this van and you have my perfect nightmare.
Winnebago Man (NYC only)
Yes, it’s a documentary about the star of the funniest viral video of all time. I would stab my mother to see this film. Well, your mother anyway. If you’re in the New York area, I would urge you to go see- Aaaah I don’t even know what the f*ck I’m typing! DON’T SLAM THE F*CKIN’ DOOR, TONY. (*waves flies out of face, kicks dirt*)
Oh and check out the FilmDrunk Frotcast, you jerks. Critics are already calling it “the bro-iest circle jerk of the summer.”