Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The produced-by-Judd Apatow tag doesn’t mean much anymore now that he produces roughly 600 movies a year, but this one actually looks funny. Still, I can’t help but wish Kristen Bell’s boobs were bigger. What can I say, I’m a romantic.
Jackie Chan and Jet Li – together! Still can’t tell if this is going to be good ol’ fashioned Chan stunts, or lame ass wire fighting. But either way Asian dudes are gonna punch each other.
Some sexy pathologists play a sexy game in between sexily sexing each other. There also seems to be a lot of potential for nerophilia, which is something I always look for in a movie, as well as a soul mate.
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden
Super Size Me‘s Morgan Spurlock goes on the hunt for the world’s most famous criminal. In related news, I’ve stolen the hearts of many. Okay, I’m exaggerating, it was actually just their underwear. I’ve stolen the underwear of many. But, bottom line, I play by my own rules.
I can’t believe Jenna Jameson stooped to this. How degrading.