WEEKEND PREVIEW: THE FULL RETARD

08.15.08 9 years ago 57 Comments

Opening this Weekend:

Tropic Thunder
Word on the street is that it opened softer than your mom’s legs, but I still say it kicks ass.  Some people are claiming the budget was as high as $160 million – a lot to earn back.  Just remember, if you don’t see it, the retards win.  

Fly Me to the Moon 3D
Fly me to the moon – because they’re flies, but they’re also flying, get it?  Let me know if we need to slow down.  I still say my pitch for Faster Pussycat was better.

Mirrors
Ever notice how bad reviews can sometimes make a movie sound awesome?  "At the goofiest point, a pane of glass actually bites Kiefer Sutherland. He yells at it, but the mirror doesn’t listen." 

Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Tough call.  The last thing I want is for George Lucas to make more money, but on the other hand, hearing about Jabba the Hutt’s gay uncle was probably the highlight of my week.  Shut up, I don’t need your pity.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona
A Woody Allen movie starring Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and Scarlett Johansson. On the plus side, many are calling it a return to the Woody Allen of old.  The downside?  No chihuahuas.

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