Wheelchair rape and morning links

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04.26.11 14 Comments

As far as I know, I’ve never been quoted in any film’s trailer or marketing material.  But as of yesterday, I did receive a mention in this fake trailer for “Wheelchair Rapist.”  …Yeah, sounds about right.  It’s strange, I just can’t figure out why Sundance and RottenTomatoes don’t treat me like a real film critic.

MORNING LINKS

iPad Revolution Predicted By Smarty Pants Folk From 1994. |Uproxx|

99 Hilarious, Ironic And All-Around Strange Church Signs. |Uproxx|

Hockey enforcer Donald Brashear to try his hand at MMA. |WithLeather|

Tiny horse vs. Giant Soccer Ball. |WarmingGlow|

GammaSquad Giveaway: Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows. |GammaSquad|

A tasteful compilation of extreme sports. |DailyWhat|

Woman tries to buy 80-year-old father a prostitute for Easter. HE IS RISEN. |BostonStool|

This motorized wheelchair also cuts grass. |GorillaMask|

25 everyday things you never knew had names. |Buzzfeed|

Charlie Sheen got dumped by Bree Olsen. |WWTDD|

25 chairs made from bizarre material. |HolyTaco|

Michael Lohan is boxing John Wayne Bobbit for charity. I guess some terminally ill kid’s wish was to see two over-the-hill, out-of-shape sleazeballs sweat on each other. |TheSuperficial|

Weinsteins buy a documentary about bullies. |ScreenJunkies|

Our 9 favorite stoner movies. |NextMovie|

Check it, LA-area people, Horrible Movie Night returns this Friday! |HMN|

Gearbox helps a fan propose via Borderlands. |UnrealityMag|

Are you a lady, a S, M, 2X or 3X?  BUY A FILMDRUNK SHIRT!  Those Ls and XLs will thank you when I can print more. |FilmDrunkShirts|

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