Back in 2004, Marlon, Shawn, and Keenan Ivory Wayans made cinematic abortion White Chicks on a budget of $37 million ($30 million of which was spent on fart noise and record scratch sounders, I would assume). The movie grossed $113 million worldwide (seriously, Earth?). The Hollywood Reporter, uh, reports:
The Wayans Brothers and Sony are developing a sequel to the 2004 comedy “White Chicks,” which will see Marlon and Shawn Wayans reprise their roles as sibling FBI agents posing as a pair of white ladies.
Keenen Ivory Wayans is on board to direct the sequel, which all three Wayans are writing. The logline for the new entry is being kept under wraps.
Yeah, better to keep that log line under wraps. You wouldn’t want to blow anyone’s mind with the wit and grace of what is surely to be the most original, deep, crap-your-pancreas-in-awe plot of all time. Here’s a log line for you: “Guestblogger drops a duece on Hollywood actor’s front porch. Duece becomes sentient and writes a script funnier than White Chicks.”