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05.08.09 53 Comments


Opening this weekend:

Star Trek – I doubt it’ll be high art, but it does look like solid entertainment, and the reviews seem to corroborate this theory.  I predict it does $65 mil. By the way, did your review include a “set phasers to ___” joke?  Party foul, chug the rest of your beer, toolbag.

Next Day Air – A comic, screwball hijink-fest starring the black dude from Scrubs.  Should’ve called it Next Day DVD.  Get it?  That’s a burn. (limited release)

Love N’ Dancing – Look, if you can’t even be bothered to type out “and” in the title, don’t think for a second I’m going to bother with a synopsis for your movie. (limited release)

Little Ashes – The dude from Twilight plays Salvador Dali, and apparently spends the whole movie giving mustache rides. (limited release)

Rudo y Cursi – Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna (the boys from Y Tu Mama Tambien) play soccer stars in a film that sounds like Spanish for how I act after a few cocktails. (limited release)

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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